everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
this looks like so much fun
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”
This one slick fucked me up
These are always on point.
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.