March 2012
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not trying to start spring quarter tomorrow.
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conversations I have with my father while i'm...
Dad: Hey, the movie you asked me to rent came in the mail today.
*I go look at which movie it is*
Me: YAAAAAY! WOOOOHOOOOO! I've been wanting to see Drive for a while now.
Dad: Oh, you've seen it before?
Me: ...
Me: Ok I want you to think about everything that just happened. I'm going to come back in 5 minutes and I want you to tell me what was wrong with the response you gave me.
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i wanna be on America’s Next Top Model just so i can get the makeover. then i’ll gladly accept being sent home.
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I need more Dominicans in my life.
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here's a true story i would like to share with you...
once upon a time i was in the library doing homework. i had my headphones in and was about to listen to some music from my laptop. i could barely hear the music in my headphones so i turned up the volume. still didn’t hear a difference in volume. i turn it up some more. still no difference. then i realized that although i had my headphones on, i did not have it connected to my laptop. so i...
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why doesn’t anyone understand that just because i’m currently unemployed it does NOT mean:
i do absolutely nothing all day
i don’t have shit to do
you can reschedule plans with me according to your availability and COMPLETELY ASSUME it works for me
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Mediocre Mumblings.: How To Ruin Your Life →
milajaroniec:
Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an…
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may your organs fail before your dreams fail you
:)
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Glamour Kills Tour Compilation Now Streaming
latenightsingalongs:
The Glamour Kills Tour Compilation is now streaming here. The comp features each band covering a song from another band on the lineup. The tour officially kicks off today in Lancaster, PA.
HAPPY FRIDAY, YA’LL! i’m in love with this compilation. bummed i won’t be attending this tour.
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Dear who ever was in charge of putting together...
Bravo. Shit is ill as fuck. Unfortunately for you, I still have absolutely no desire to watch the film. Good try trying to convince me that it’ll be a decent watch.
Sincerely, Taylor
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finals are coming up. so you know what THAT...
my tumblr activity will increase by 24987238473483%
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today has been odd.
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typical CRs.: …wait, it took a half-hour youtube... →
carissaignacia:
…wait, it took a half-hour youtube video to make you realize that repugnant atrocities happen in Africa?
…wait, so, because a young, good-looking hipster makes a well-produced video about a big scary black man who is purportedly single-highhandedly responsible for child soldiers in Uganda, all of…
my thoughts exactly. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it...
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waah i really wish i could use the term “shitted on” in this fucking paper.
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